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June 29, 2009

The Thong Of The Dick Whisperer

By Steve Hynd

Mr Smoking Jacket, Dana Milbank, apparently called Nico Pitney a dick during their appearance on Reliable Sources yesterday.

And in an indication of which of the two Blogtopia (ysydctp) thinks has more integrity...

Over at CafePress, you can now buy all manner of clothing, accessories, and gadgets commemorating You’reSuchADickGate. For sale are T-shirts, sweatshirts, polo shirts, hoodies, onesies, baby bibs, coffee mugs, messenger bags, mousepads, water bottles, pet bowls, wall clocks, aprons, boxers, and, of course, “the classic thong” (Made in the USA!)—all printed with a photo of Dana Milbank and emblazoned with the line “THE DICK WHISPERER.” Again: what a proud, proud moment.

June 24, 2009

Faith, Fear and Christopher Badeaux

By Steve Hynd

I think it's a bit rich of Christopher Badeaux to be publishing stuff like this:

Like a real-life, hyper-garrulous Forrest Gump, Sullivan has been present for, or at least has shared his thoughts — stray, organized, rational, and delusional — on most of the major events of the last twenty five years, at a rate that has only increased since he began blogging (before it was cool) and taking long vacations after pledge drives (which has been cool forever). More impressive than his output is his utter lack of fear of self-contradiction, flights of laughter-inducing hyperbole, public obsessiveness, repeated self-contradiction, betrayals of utter ignorance, and failed attempts to mimic the Bard by coining bizarre neologisms to match his wandering moods.

...To say that Sullivan has focused his laser-like mind on human reproductive organs is to engage in an understatement worthy of the master himself. We could simply look at Sullivan’s relentless, years-long focus on circumcision (a relentlessness not well-captured by the internet tubes, as Sullivan’s archives traditionally become difficult to search when he moves from site to site), an unusual genre for a man who will never have children and who is not Jewish or Muslim, though perhaps not so unusual given his general interest in the member in question. One could focus on his decision to start calling a 4,000 year old religious tradition “male genital mutilation,” thus cleverly calling untold generations of Jews child abusers and torturers, a decision that marks the sort of intellectual territory into which only a man bravely unwilling to live in Israel can tread.

When he's responsible for pretentiously written crap like this, in what is ostensibly a simple book review. 

I think it’s fair to say that Cormac McCarthy’s novels increasingly reflect a deeply disordered universe.

That requires some elaboration, and a brief excursion into natural law. A full exposition on that topic is beyond the scope of this essay, and frankly beyond my abilities, but in brief: The Lord made the Universe according to a set of hidden but largely discernable rules, and those rules produce specific, predictable outcomes once the rules and variables are known. Furthermore, all things are made ordered—oriented, if you prefer—to not only the Lord, but also to decent and right outcomes.

This is reflected in little things, like two plus two always yielding four; and in such obvious things that we’ve lost the ability to rationalize them, such as a man and a woman together yield life, where a man and a man together are sterile. In other words, there is not only the obvious physical event, but good things come of the act because it satisfies the underlying order God instilled in things. This order lies not merely in individual acts, but in an interconnected web that binds all things together in ways immediately detectable, often predictable, and usually inexplicable.

Our consciences and our natural inclinations are manifestations of this intrinsic order; disregarding them gives rise to disorder. Indeed, even doing things that are right and good can be taken to extremes that place one outside of that natural order. When we step outside of that order, as anyone who has lived with someone suffering through, say, anorexia or alcohol addiction can tell you, the disorder radiates outward in a spiderweb-crack pattern of pain. Sin itself is definitionally an intrinsically disordered act, because it puts one apart from, and against, God. In a sense, Original Sin is the greatest intrinsically disordered act of all, and we deal with its ripples to this day. [Emphasis mine]

One has to wonder if Badeaux's problem with Sullivan is that he's not succinct enough, not Catholic enough, not conservative enough...or simply not straight enough.

Just Saying.

June 19, 2009

CIA Seeking System Disrupters

By Fester

The CIA is interested in recruiting individuals who have successfully destablized large, complex systems. The CIA wants to develop the capacity of dispersed system disruption. And there are plenty of experts around as the Wall Street Journal reports:

Capitalizing on the financial crisis, the CIA has launched a recruiting campaign targeting Wall Streeters with an appeal to patriotism. It’s been running radio and print ads in New York and financial media, and has made a pitch on its Web site....


Would be a whole lot nicer if they did not practice these skills on our country though.....

June 09, 2009

007 In Kabul?

By Steve Hynd

It's as good a plan as any Obama has.

Speculation that at least some of the next Bond adventure will be set in the volatile southern province of Afghanistan has been running high since a member of the Foreign Office's drug-busting team in the country began acting as a consultant for the Bond franchise last summer.

The official involved, who has since left the Foreign Office and Afghanistan, is believed to have signed a confidentiality agreement with the filmmakers preventing any discussion of the project.

UK diplomats have long joked about the need for a Bond figure to turn round the situation in Helmand, where thousands of British troops have struggled against a resilient, drug-funded insurgency.

None of them, however, expect the film to faithfully portray the realities of daily life for British officials stationed in Lashkar Gah, the dusty capital of Helmand, where diplomats live in fortress-like conditions and are only allowed out with teams of bodyguards and bomb-proof vehicles.

Buttloads of money on a fantasy that ignores grim real life in favor of wishful thinking that looks great if you suspend disbelief. Loose cannon special agents with licenses to kill. Expensive gadgets and guns instead of clean water and viable cash crops. Collateral damage galore in glorious technicolor. Are we sure this isn't Obama's plan?

May 28, 2009

Quote of the Day

By Ron Beasley

Today's Quote is From John Cole:

I had dijon mustard on my sandwich for lunch, and it was delicious. I also felt a strange urge to read Chomsky afterwards.

May 25, 2009

Never to Early to Start Saving

By BJ Bjornson

Do you believe in reincarnation and worry that in your next life you may not be born into wealth?  Well, some bright people have come up with a solution!  Just dump your life savings into the handy Reincarnation Bank, and then come back in your next life to pick them up.  Hey, just because you can't take it with you doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to enjoy it all later.

Granted, PZ Meyers has noticed something a little odd about the website:

Their web page has a link to make deposits, but strangely enough, there isn't a link to make withdrawals.


I'm sure that's only a temporary oversight that will be corrected once you've shuffled off the mortal coil and returned to collect your hard-earned, previous-life dollars, though Meyers does pose an interesting dilemma with his wish to reincarnate as a squid.

May 24, 2009

The Waterboarding of Abu Zubaydah

By BJ Bjornson

In case anyone was wondering just why the US had to waterboard Abu Zubaydah 83 times, the New York Observer managed to get a transcript of the entire operation.

(While the above is supposed to be humorous, the sad truth is that it is all too accurate on the broad truths of what kind of information these methods were used to obtain.)

May 21, 2009

The Anti-Terrorist Fantasy Dream Team

By Steve Hynd

Dick Cheney, among others, is still humping the notion that bringing Gitmo detainees to the mainland is Teh Dangerous. Battocchio has the answer:

Seeking to quell fears of terrorists somehow breaking out of America's top-security prisons and wreaking havoc on the defenseless heartland, President Barack Obama moved quickly to announce an Anti-Terrorist Strike Force headed by veteran counterterrorism agent Jack Bauer and mutant superhero Wolverine. Already dubbed a "dream team," their appointment is seen by experts as a crucial step in reducing the mounting incidents of national conservatives and congressional Democrats crapping their pants.

"I believe a fictional threat is best met with decisive fictional force," explained President Obama.

A modicum of ridicule goes a long way.

May 20, 2009

Quote Of The Day

By Steve Hynd

QOTD is by Spencer Ackerman, on J-Pod's rant about Joe Klein not saying Krauthammer would be a better pundit if he wasn't in a wheelchair.

Imagine if I read Podhoretz's headline, "A Small Man," and concluded, "Aha! Podhoretz is clearly making a snide remark about Klein's height, thereby exposing his petty biases against short people! We should cease listening to him about matters of import as a result!" That would be pretty transparently stupid. 

Although if Spencer had just said we should cease listening to J-Pod because he's transparently stupid, he'd have been bang on.

Today's Irony Watch

By BJ Bjornson

From the NY Times story about how gay marriage opponents in New York haven't managed to mount much of an opposition so far:

The state’s Roman Catholic bishops have been somewhat distracted, too, having focused their lobbying energies this session on defeating a bill that would extend the statute of limitations for victims of sexual abuse to bring civil claims, and have appeared unprepared for the battle over marriage.


Don't you just hate it when your own indiscretions distract you from moralizing about other people's private business?

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