From the, "You've gotta be kidding me!" files

By BJ

The Weekly Standard has decided that the reason Obama drew such a big crowd in Portland was because of his opening act. That's an attack so weak a newborn would be giggling from the impact.

In bipartisan stupidity, the House has passed a bill to sue OPEC for high oil prices. I'm guessing they heard about this case and figured it was worth a try.

And guess what? Iranians would welcome US airstrikes! The dropping of tons of high explosives on their heads will delight them so much that we should expect showers of flowers and candy in return. And ponies. Everyone will get a pony. Guaranteed to arrive by 2013.

Comments

[Steve Hynd]

Hi BJ,

RE, your last link. We know Ken Timmerman well. He's said in the past that, according to those same impeccable sources of his inside Iran (who all belong to an outfit he's the head of), the Iranian regime was "planning a nuclear weapons test before the Iranian New Year on March 20, 2006." He also alleged a Jane's article reported Iran had bought nukes from Russia when the subscribers-only article said no such thing.

Regards, C

[Continuum]

In the face of overwhelming rejection by the majority of the American people, the neo-con Republi-thugs have become delusional. They are grasping at any straw so that they don't have to face reality. Let's hope that Skippy-in-Chief doesn't make a final last ditch effort to bring about Armageddon in order to satisfy his religious nut wing base.